Using writing and comedy to hunt down the fish what ate my pa.

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My Shame

“You can outrun a sedated iguana, but you can’t outrun your past.” - Astronaut Borzz Legstrong

You can run, you can hide, but the past will catch up to you, like an frighteningly-eager pizza guy.

Young, strong pizza boy with no sense of doors or how much he DIDN’T need that $200.

Young, strong pizza boy with no sense of doors or how much he DIDN’T need that $200.